I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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