What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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