Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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