I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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