who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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