the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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