I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Don't tell me you're on acid again
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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