I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
