just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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