Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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