Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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