problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
