he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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