Where are you?
In a non slutty way
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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