We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
sex in a hospital.. check
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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