Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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