their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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