okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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