Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
