some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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