i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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