He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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