i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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