you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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