We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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