you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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