no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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