Apparently you make a good broom.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
