Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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