if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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