Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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