fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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