somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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