What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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