...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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