Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
is it fun? or sober?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
