i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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