I understand Curling. That high.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I woke up under a house in Key West
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