i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
