It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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