Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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