She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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