haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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