She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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