But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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