It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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