this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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