everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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