what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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