Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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