ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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