in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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