wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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