They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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